Our Excellent Insult A Day features 365 hilarious insults, put-downs, disparaging remarks and general offensively rude (but perfectly harmless) asides!
It also doubles up as a memo pad so there's plenty of space to add your own quick-witted insults.
Keep on the desk at the office or by the phone at home for instant access to laugh out loud vitriolic quips!
Delivery
We know how important the fast and safe delivery of your order is to you, therefore we quote individual despatch times on all our gifts and cards. In order to get your gifts to you in the fastest time possible, we may despatch your items seperately as soon as each product is ready.
Returns
You have 28 days, from receipt of cancellable goods, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange the item.
Please note: personalised, bespoke and made-to-order goods, perishable products and personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken are non-refundable, unless faulty.
