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Our Nothing is the ultimate minimalism, nothing is precious, nothing is simple, nothing is sacred. Open Nothing and be enthralled when nothing happens.

Allow nothing to flow through your mind and calm your soul. Savour the moment, soon you will discover that nothing really is so much better than something! Nothing contains the sound of one hand clapping, the hole in the doughnut, the sound of a tree falling in the forest when no one is there to hear it, the incident no one talks about. This gift is guaranteed to do absolutely nothing. If something happens, return for a full refund. Go on, make someone smile...

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5 out of 55  out of 5
Mrs Gaynor
From: Derbyshire
Bought for: Other Relative
Recipients Age: 40s
Recipients Gender: Male
Occasion: Christmas
Perfect joke gift for parents who have money for everything
5 out of 55  out of 5
amica1
From: harrogate, north yorkshire
Bought for: Other Relative
Recipients Age: 40s
Recipients Gender: 
Occasion: Christmas
Simple yet effective
Bought for hubbie then realised how appropriate it was for in-law. Cannot wait to see faces!
4 out of 54  out of 5
emmyy
From: Weedon, Northamptonshire
Bought for: Other Relative
Recipients Age: 20s
Recipients Gender: Male
Occasion: Christmas
Amazing to prank
I was really struggling to find a prank gift this Christmas. Then I saw this and I thought it was perfect - the text on the packaging just makes it even better, too!
5 out of 55  out of 5
staffi
From: Staffordshire
Bought for: Friend
Recipients Age: 40s
Recipients Gender: Male
Occasion: Birthday
Great fun
Bought for the man who said there was nothing he wanted so that was what he got!!
5 out of 55  out of 5
Andrea G
From: Kent
Bought for: Other Relative
Recipients Age: 40s
Recipients Gender: Male
Occasion: Christmas
Absolutely nothing!
Does excatly what it says on the tin. Opened and nothing happened. Perfect :-)
Delivery

We know how important the fast and safe delivery of your order is to you, therefore we quote individual despatch times on all our gifts and cards. In order to get your gifts to you in the fastest time possible, we may despatch your items seperately as soon as each product is ready.

Returns

You have 28 days, from receipt of cancellable goods, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange the item.

Please note: personalised, bespoke and made-to-order goods, perishable products and personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken are non-refundable, unless faulty.

Nothing

The perfect gift for the person who has everything!

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4.8 out of 5
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