Excellent Insult A Day

The offensive way to start each day!

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4.8 out of 5
83 out of 83 (100%) would recommend this.
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Our Excellent Insult A Day features 365 hilarious insults, put-downs, disparaging remarks and general offensively rude (but perfectly harmless) asides!

It also doubles up as a memo pad so there's plenty of space to add your own quick-witted insults.

Keep on the desk at the office or by the phone at home for instant access to laugh out loud vitriolic quips! 

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5 out of 55  out of 5
From: London
Bought for: Other Relative
Recipients Age: 50s
Recipients Gender: Male
Occasion: Christmas
Great Idea!
Genius gift for the people who have everything! Went down a treat at Christmas, and is a great little notepad with a pencil, as well as the insults!
5 out of 55  out of 5
From: Blackpool
Bought for: My Partner
Recipients Age: 40s
Recipients Gender: Male
Occasion: Christmas
Really good
Great gift looks like it will be very good for Christmas time
4 out of 54  out of 5
From: isle of wight
Bought for: Colleague
Recipients Age: 60 +
Recipients Gender: Male
Occasion: Birthday
Perfect for the Boss!
this has some great insults!
4 out of 54  out of 5
From: Leicester
Bought for: Colleague
Recipients Age: 20s
Recipients Gender: Female
Occasion: Christmas
Quick delivery of this produce.
5 out of 55  out of 5
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From: Nottingham
Bought for: Colleague
Recipients Age: 40s
Recipients Gender: Female
Occasion: Christmas
Insult a day
Really impressed with the design and will be given as a gift to a colleague, who has the personality to use it...

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