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Love or hate vegetables our hilarious Personalised Violent Veg Calendar will have them laughing out loud!

Simply tell us their name and we'll incorporate it into 12 funny images and a brilliant front cover.  

This calendar is available in a choice of sizes and it can start from any month you choose.

They'll never look at veg the same way again!

Calendar sizes - available in a choice of A6 desk, A5 desk, A5 wall, A4 wall and A3 planner.

Optional greeting message - add your own greeting message of up to 150 characters which will be printed on the front cover.

Luxury full colour glossy pages - all three are printed in full colour with their name appearing in on every page.

Free gift envelope - the A4 wall calendar comes complete with a gift envelope.

Sturdy packaging - it's protected on it's way to you.

Fits through a letter box - you don't have to be in when it arrives.

Plain packaging - the recipient won't guess what it is.


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5 out of 55  out of 5
Vivimoo
From: Glasgow
Bought for: Other Relative
Recipients Age: 50s
Recipients Gender: Female
Occasion: Christmas
Hilariously funny and good quality
5 out of 55  out of 5
Stan the man
From: Bedfordshire
Bought for: Other Relative
Recipients Age: Teens
Recipients Gender: Male
Occasion: Birthday
Very good
Arrived very quick and had good protective packaging. Value for money.
4 out of 54  out of 5
MILKIE
From: MERSEYSIDE
Bought for: My Child
Recipients Age: 40s
Recipients Gender: Female
Occasion: Birthday
MY DAUGHTER LOVED HER GIFT AND LAUGHED HER HEAD OFF.SHE GROWS HER OWN VEG.
5 out of 55  out of 5
SmilesOfJoy
From: Weston-super-Mare, Somerset
Bought for: My Partner
Recipients Age: 30s
Recipients Gender: Male
Occasion: Other Occasion
Wonderfully funny!
This Calendar is so funny, especially when personalised with my partner's name taking on a new meaning on each and every page. The humour of every day vegetables taking on personalities in situations that reflects real-life family interactions is so endearing. Recieveing this gift brought my partner such amusement reminiscent of his childhood days where everything was a fun adventure. What a laugh! Thank you so much for making Violent Veg into a calendar, it was exactly how it looked in the preview :)
5 out of 55  out of 5
SmilesOfJoy
From: Weston-super-Mare, Somerset
Bought for: My Partner
Recipients Age: 30s
Recipients Gender: Male
Occasion: Other Occasion
Wonderfully funny!
This Calendar is so funny, especially when personalised with my partner's name taking on a new meaning on each and every page. The humour of every day vegetables taking on personalities in situations that reflects real-life family interactions is so endearing. Recieveing this gift brought my partner such amusement reminiscent of his childhood days where everything was a fun adventure. What a laugh! Thank you so much for making Violent Veg into a calendar, it was exactly how it looked in the preview :)
Delivery

We know how important the fast and safe delivery of your order is to you, therefore we quote individual despatch times on all our gifts and cards. In order to get your gifts to you in the fastest time possible, we may despatch your items seperately as soon as each product is ready.

Returns

You have 28 days, from receipt of cancellable goods, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange the item.

Please note: personalised, bespoke and made-to-order goods, perishable products and personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken are non-refundable, unless faulty.

Personalised Violent Veg Calendar

13 hilarious vegetable-themed images featuring their name!

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4.9 out of 5
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