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Unique gifts that will have them laughing

These gifts are perfect for anybody with a good sense of humour. Choose from our unique range of humorous gifts and you're sure to have them laughing

 

Build Your Own Porsche
Build Your Own Porsche
Their very own detailed scale model of this classic car. £7.95
Flying Monkey
Flying Monkey with Cape
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a flying monkey! £4.95
On A Roll - Crime Scene
On A Roll - Crime Scene
Quality toilet tissue, a great gift for anyone with a sense of humour £3.95
Dead Fred Pen Holder
Dead Fred
Pen Holder

Feeling stressed? Then take out your aggression with this pen holder £6.95
Pint and Half Pint T-Shirts
Pint and Half Pint T-Shirts
A set of matching Pint and Half Pint T-shirts for Dad and Nipper £29.95
Street Art Colouring Book
Street Art Colouring Book
For any fan of graffiti, this book contains all you need to be an artist £7.95
Control-a-Woman Remote
Control-a-Woman Remote Control
Including that all important Mute button £4.95
Own an acre of land on the moon
Own an Acre of Land on the Moon
Including official Lunar deeds and land registration £19.95
You're A Legend - Personalised Football  Commentary
You're A Legend - Personalised Commentary
A fantastic piece of completely personalised football commentary.
BRAND NEW
£29.95
Love at First Sight
Love at First Sight
Holographic Kit

A fantastic holographic candlelit dinner kit for two £3.95
Boo Boo Kisses Bandages
Boo Boo Kisses Bandages
Kiss it better with our fantastic Boo Boo plasters £3.95
Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener
Fridge Magnet
Bottle Opener

This magnet sticks to any fridge, opens bottles easily & quickly £14.95
Build Your Own Lamborghini
Build Your Own Lamborghini
Your very own detailed scale model of this classic car £7.95
Coin Sorter
Coin Sorter - The Original
A great gift for someone with time and money on their hands £9.95
Ducktor Who Rubber Duck
Ducktor Who Rubber Duck
A regeneration of the last Time Lord in glow in the dark duck form! £6.95
Robocup Egg Cup
Robocup Egg Cup
A fun twist on the traditional egg cup, Robocup's outer this world! £5.95
'I Love Deadlines' Mug
'I Love Deadlines' Mug
A fun gift for the office, a mug that tells it like it is. £6.95
Personalised Tennis Pro Calendar
Personalised Tennis Calendar
A brilliant gift for Tennis Fans, personalised with ANY name. £14.95
Dad's Cab Taxi Meter
Dad's Cab
Taxi Meter

No more free rides for the kids with this great gift! £9.95
Control-A-Boss Remote
Control-A-Boss Remote
Remote to control your boss and no batteries required. £4.95
Awesome Four Some
Awesome Four Some Golf Gifts
With 4 of the best trick balls for guaranteed fun on the green £8.95
Hanging Harry
Hanging Harry
Light Pull

Hanging Harry attaches to your light pull, a fun gift with a twist £7.95
State of the Art Spud Gun
State of the Art
Spud Gun

Great fun is guaranteed with this old fashioned spud gun £3.95
Personalised Door Mat
Personalised Door Mat
Lay out your very own personalised Welcome Door Mat. £27.95
Flying Pig
Flying Pig
with an Oink

Pull back the pig and watch him soar through the air! £4.95
Rasberry Beret Shower Cap
Raspberry Beret Shower Cap
Adding a fun touch to shower times for kids and adults alike £3.95
Sun Jar
The Sun Jar
Gift of the Year

Jam jars store jam, our Sun Jar stores sunshine just for you... £19.95
Own an Acre of Venus
Own an Acre of Venus
Become an official Venusian with this weirdly wonderful gift £19.95
Rugby Conversion Challange
Rugby Conversion Challenge
Take up the challenge and kick for glory with this great gift £3.95
On A Roll - Barbed Wire
On A Roll - Barbed Wire Toilet Roll
Quality toilet tissue, a great gift for anyone with a sense of humour £3.95
Daily Mirror Spoof Newspaper Headline Book
Personalised Mirror Spoof Headline Book
Personalised with ANY name and photo, create your own headlines! £39.95
Mr and Mrs Pillowcases
Mr and Mrs Pillowcases
A gorgeous set of 100% Egyptian cotton Mr and Mrs pillowcases £22.95
Carry On In Your Pocket Keychain
Carry On In Your Pocket Keychain
A fantastic gift for Carry On fans with 6 classic sound bites £7.95
I'm Going To Be A Rockstar And This Is My Plan Notebook
I'm Going To Be A Rockstar... Notebook
Note down plans for future Music domination with the great gift! £6.95
Cool Jazz Ice Cube Tray
Cool Jazz Ice Cube Tray
A brilliant ice cube tray that produces guitar shaped ice cubes £6.95
On A Roll Bio-Hazard Toilet Roll
On A Roll Bio-Hazard Toilet Roll
A hilarous toilet roll for those whose loos provide a health hazard! £3.95
Build Your Own Volkswagen Beetle
Build Your Own Volkswagen Beetle
A brilliant gift for Beetle fans, let them build their own mini replica! £7.95
Personalised Mirror Spoof Newspapers
Personalised Mirror Spoof Newspaper
Create your own Mirror Newpaper with ANY name in the headlines. £29.95
Golf - 4 Letter Word
Golf - 4 Letter Word
Mug

A fantastic gift for golf loving friends and family. £6.95
Lucky Lotto Pig
Lucky Lotto Pig
With every Lucky Lotto Pig there's a 1 in 4 chance of winning big! £14.95
Pig Of Happiness Keyring
Pig Of Happiness
Keyring

A gorgeously soft plush Pig of Happiness Keyring £4.95
Pig Of Happiness Book
Pig Of Happiness Book
A fabulous book by Edward Monkton about 'The Pig of Happiness' £6.45
Shoes, Chocs, Bags & Frocks Book
Shoes, Chocs, Bags & Frocks Book
A gorgeous book full of bizarrely brilliant illustrations! £6.45
Flying Frog
Flying
Frog

Watch him glide through the air and ribbit as he flies! £4.95
Spit Happens - Gift Book
Spit Happens
Gift Book

Packed with witty quotes, the perfect gift for new Mums and Dads £3.95
Little Devil Shower Cap
Little Devil
Shower Cap

A fantastic gift for your less than angelic little one.... £3.95
Genie in a bottle - Stopper
Genie in a Bottle
Bottle Stopper

Just what you wished for, a genie for your bottles. £9.95
Little Lamp
Little Lamp
The back to basics battery lamp, a mini light for your life. £14.95
Crime Scene Bandages
Crime Scene Bandages
25 fully absorbant non-stick law-abiding Crime Scene Plasters £3.95
Happy Birthday - Novelty Candle
Happy Birthday - Novelty Candle
A super-sized 12" candle that will burn for a full twenty four hours £14.95
Little Britain In Your Pocket Keychain
Little Britain In Your Pocket Keychain
A fun gift for Little Britain fans, with 12 classic quotes £7.95
Bullseye - In Your Pocket Key Chain
Bullseye - In Your Pocket Key Chain
A key chain with 6 quotes from the classic TV show £7.95
Cloth-Cat Towel Holder
Cloth Cat Towel Holder
A fun Gift with a practical side, for all cat lovers (and haters!) £9.95
I Love Spreadsheets Mug
I Love Spreadsheets Mug
The perfect mug for those with an unnatural love of spreadsheets! £4.95
USB Office Glitter Rocket
USB Office Glitter Rocket
An essential addition to your workstation, simply plug into your computer £8.95
Hilarious Signs for the Workplace
Hilarious Office Desktop Signs
Let your colleagues know what you think with these desktop signs £4.95
Happiness Book
Happiness
Book

A fabulously bizarre book of Happiness by Edward Monkton. £6.45
Spider Catcher
Spider Catcher
An ingenius gift, use the Spider Catcher to get rid of unwanted creepy crawlies. £9.95
Duck Bond
Duck Bond
A colour changing secret operative, the name's Bond, Duck Bond. £6.95
'I Can Only Please One Person' Mug
'I Can Only Please One Person' Mug
A fun gift for the office, a mug that tells it like it is. £6.95
Mr Spuck Duck
Mr Spuck Duck
For a gift that is truly out of this world, with a multi-coloured LED. £6.95
Teddy On A Rope -Teddy Soap
Teddy On A Rope
Ensure you never lose the soap again with Teddy on a Rope. £5.95
Little Miss Naughty Handwarmer
Little Miss Naughty Handwarmer
Keep little hands warm and toasty with Little Miss Naughty £5.95
Ouch! Art School Collection
Ouch! Art School Collection
Designer plasters to add that artistic style to scraped knees! £3.95
Beef Bandages
Beef Bandages
13 T-bone Steak bandages for cuts, scrapes and black eyes. £3.95
Air-Zooka
Air-Zooka Air Blaster
Blasts a harmless ball of air up to 20 feet! £12.95
Dancing Queen Badge
Dancing Queen Badge
For those who love to boogie... £3.95
Drinks Monitor Badge
Drinks Monitor Badge
A yellow metal badge that comes with it's own report card £3.95
Instant adoring boyfriend DVD
Instant adoring boyfriend DVD
Searching for the perfect man? look no further with this DVD £9.95
'Family Guy' In Your Pocket
'Family Guy' In Your Pocket
A hilarous gift with 6 stupendous Stewie utterances! £7.95
Devil Duck
Devil
Duck

Devil Duck glows red with fury when placed in any water! £6.95
bump mopod
Mr Bump MoPod
A fantastic Mr Bump Mopod for your mobile £5.95
Duck! Odd Socks
Duck! Odd Socks
A fantastic fun gift of 10 whacky Duck Odd socks... £14.95
Control a Dog
Control a Dog
A great gift for dog lovers with all vital commands included! £4.95
Head Boy Badge
Perfect Metal Badge
A fun gift for those who never quite managed perfect status £3.95
Save the Planet - Beer Stamp
Save the Planet
Beer Stamp

A fantastic funny gift for those who love their beer! £3.95
Personal Colour Caricature
Personal Colour Caricature
A fantastically fun gift, a personal caricature to keep forever. £99.00
101 Things to do in a Shed
101 Things to do in a Shed
Discover the potential of your garden shed with this fascinating book £9.95
3D Greeting Card - Heart Design
3D Greeting Card - Heart Design
A fantastic Greeting Card with a 3-Dimensional twist! £2.95
Little Devil Mopod
Little Devil MoPod
MoPod complete with flaming hair, horns and mini pitchfork £4.95
Own an Acre of Mars
Own an Acre of Mars
The perfect gift for anyone whose 'out of this world'! £19.95
Who's Counting Candles - 29 Again
Who's Counting Candles - 29 Again
Perfect for when there's not quite enough room on the cake £3.95
Who's Counting Candles - You're Old
Who's Counting Candles - You're Old
A fun gift to spell out the message in blunt fashion! £2.95
Magic Frog To Prince
Magic Frog To Prince
Find your Prince Charming without having to kiss a single frog. £4.95
Lovers Candy G-String
Lovers
Candy G-String

A cheeky gift that will guarantee a smile! £4.95
Redman Hold Up Bottle Opener
Redman Hold Up Bottle Opener
The ultimate in drinking accessories, an ingenius little chap! £14.95
Candy Bra
Candy Bra
A delectable delight for you and your loved one! £4.95
Arse/Face Soap
Arse/Face
Scented Soap

A double sided scented soap with an Arse and Face side. £3.95
Space Intruder LCD Game
Space Intruders LCD Game
Destroy attacking aliens, save the world, become a hero! £6.94
Office Anger Management Kit
Office Anger Management Kit
Release some aggression with this anger management kit £8.95
Executive Magic Kit
Executive Magic Boxed Set
Bring a little magic to the office with this stylish set of magic tricks £14.95
Remote Control Tarantula
Remote Control Tarantula
A weird and wonderful gift, a realistic remote control Tarantula £19.95
Get The Hint Stickers
Get The Hint Stickers
Avoid the tragedy of un-wanted gifts with our ingenius hint stickers! £4.95
Duck On A Rope - Soap Duck
Duck On A Rope
Our soap Duck on a Rope is fun gift for bathtimes! £6.95
'If At First You Don't Succeed' Mug
'If At First You Don't Succeed' Mug
A fun gift for the office, a mug that tells it like it is. £6.95
Drinking Games- Card Pack
Totally Outrageous Card Pack
Fun drinking games for those with a taste for adventure £5.95
On A Roll - Jolly Roger Toilet Roll
Jolly Roger Toilet Roll
Pirate themed toilet roll decorated with skull and cross bones £3.95
'This Isn't An Office, It's Hell' Mug
'This Isn't An Office, It's Hell' Mug
A fun gift for the office, a mug that tells it like it is. £6.95
Own A Piece of Paradise
Own A Piece of Paradise Gift
With this gift you will be a registered owner of a piece of paradise £29.95
Ouch! Collection Plasters
Ouch! Collection Plasters
A collection of the funnest and funkiest plasters around! £3.95
Is it Beer o'clock yet?- Beer Stamp
Is it Beer O'clock Yet?- Beer Stamp
The perfect gift for Beer Lovers, a Beer stamp and ink pad. £3.95
Buy This Man A Beer - Beer Stamp
Buy This Man a Beer Beer Stamp
Perfect for any beer-lover, stamps 'Buy This Man a Beer' £3.95
Beauty and Beer Mug
Beauty and Beer Mug
A fun mug with a witty message and its own stylish gift tin! £6.95
Lovers Candy Bra
Lovers
Candy Bra

A pink candy bra featuring a red love heart £4.95
Pac Boy LCD Game
Pac Boy LCD Game
Munch through as many dots as possible to get the highest score £5.95
I Don't Want the Facts Mug
I Don't Want the Facts Mug
Bearing the slogan 'I don't want the facts, I just want Gossip'. £4.95
Voodoo Gingerbread Set
Voodoo
Gingerbread Set

Bake them and then break them! £4.95
USB Finger Dance Mat
USB Finger Dance Mat
Dance the stresses of the day away with this fantastic dance mat £9.95
My Cuppa Coffee
My Cuppa Coffee Colour Match Mug
The perfect cup of coffee every time with these ceramic mugs. £9.95
Save Water, Drink Beer - Beer Stamp
Save Water, Drink Beer - Beer Stamp
Perfect for any beer lover. Stamps 'Save Water, Drink Beer' £3.95
BBQ Sword
BBQ
Sword

A swash-buckling sword to spear sausages on the BBQ. £14.95
Become a Chav
Become a Chav Gift Pack
All they need to be a chav including ASBO certificate. £19.95
Control a Cat
Control a Cat
Remote

A fantastic gift for cat owners, total obedience guaranteed! £4.95
Control-a-Kid Remote
Control-a-Kid Remote Control
Virtual Parenting at the touch of a Button. Batteries not needed. £4.95
3D Greeting Card - star Design
3D Greeting Card Star Design
Create a unique 3D design with this fantastic greeting card £2.95
Candy Posing Pouch
Candy
Posing Pouch

Show off in style with the delicious Posing Pouch. £4.95
Candy G-String
Candy
G-String

The Candy G-String is an edible alternative to underwear £4.95
USB powered Office Lamp
Office Lamp
USB Powered

Essential desk lamp, simply plug into your computer £9.94
Pirate Bandages
Pirate Bandages
25 nautical plasters with a free pirate treasure included. £3.95
Build your own Kaleidoscope
Build Your Own Kaleidoscope
A return to the glory days of that old classic, the Kaleidoscope! £5.95
Bacon and Egg Bandage Assortment
Bacon and Egg Bandage Assortment
Guaranteed to bring a smile back to poorly people's faces £3.95
Control Freak of The Year Award- Work Trophy
Control Freak of The Year Award- Work Trophy
For those whom delegation isn't an option! £4.95
Swiss Cheese Door Wedge
Swiss Cheese Door Wedge
A fabulously cheesy wedge of fun £3.95
 Ex Husband Voodoo Doll
Ex Husband Voodoo Doll
The perfect gift for divorcees with a wicked sense of humour! £4.95
The Apprentice Personalised Mug :: Big Mouth
There's only room for one Big Mouth
Spell out ANY name on this Official Mug from The Apprentice £9.95
On A Roll Kiss My... Toilet Paper
On A Roll Kiss My... Toilet Paper
Quality toilet tissue, a great gift for anyone with a sense of humour £3.95
Space Bouncer Racing Kit
Space Bouncer Racing Kit
Includes 2 inflatable space bouncers for bounce-tastic fun! £19.95
Lovers Candy Posing Pouch
Lovers Candy Posing Pouch
A black candy pouch featuring a red love heart £4.95
Good Book
The Good Book
Flask in a Book

This is certainly the most refreshing read someone will have £11.95
Ouch! Comic Strip Plasters
Ouch! Comic Strip Plasters
24 amazing plasters, the perfect gift for wannabe Super Heroes! £3.95
Ouch! Call The Ambulance Plasters
Ouch! Call The Ambulance Plasters
A fun set of adhesive plasters for cuts and scrapes. £3.95
Who's Counting Candles - Thirty-ish
Who's Counting Candles - Thirty-ish
For when there's not enough room on the cake £3.95
Ex-Wife Voodoo Doll
Ex-Wife Voodoo Doll
The perfect gift for divorcees with a wicked sense of humour! £4.95
Raunchy Wrapping Paper (Girls Design)
Raunchy Wrapping Paper - Girls Design
Wrap your presents in this fun paper and watch your friend's reaction! £5.95
Raunchy Wrapping Paper (Boys Design)
Raunchy Wrapping Paper 2 packs (Boys Design)
Wrap your presents in this fun paper and watch your friend's reaction! £5.95
Mortal Peril - Drinking Game
Enjoy hours of fun with this Drinking Game, includes 4 shot glasses £11.95
Princess Telephone - Electric Pink
Princess Telephone
Electric Pink

A wannabe be princess will love this pink fully operational phone £39.95
Prank Phone Message Pad
Prank Phone Message Pad
80 Hilarious messages & 100 blank messages to write your own £3.95
Bottle Opener Key
Bottle Opener Key
Our bottle opener is cleverly disguised as a key £7.45
Grandma's Boasting Book - Pocket Photo Album
Grandma's Boasting Book -Pocket Album
Now Grandma has a perfect way to record all those unique achievements of the apple of her eye. £8.95
Who's Counting Candles - Forty ish
Who's Counting Candles - Forty ish
For when there's not enough room on the cake £2.95
Golf Ball Ice-cube Tray
Golf Ball Ice Cube Tray
A great gift for the post-golf club-house drink £4.95
Kitten MoPod
Kitten MoPod
A bright pink kitten who spins and dances when a call comes in £4.95
Monkey MoPod
Monkey MoPod
Watch as the little guy goes ape when your phone rings £4.95
Fridge Monkey
Fridge Monkey
Create a masterpiece in the fridge with our monkey mate. £3.95
Adopt a Donkey Gift Tin
Adopt a Donkey Gift Tin
Make a real difference to the life of a donkey £19.95
OUCH! Kiss It Better Plasters
OUCH! Kiss It Better Plasters
Apply a little TLC to cuts with our Kiss it Better plasters £3.95
Hello Napkins
Hello Napkins
A fun way to make a lasting first impression! £1.95
Complete Dumbass of the Year Award - Work Trophy
Complete Dumbass of the Year Award
The perfect way to reward the office idiot with their own trophy £4.95
Birthday Attitude Signs
Birthday Attitude Signs
A brill birthday gift for those whose cake is classed a fire hazard. £5.95
My Cuppa - Tea
My Cuppa - Tea
These colour coded mugs are the answer to every cuppa maker £9.95
The Lady And The Chocolate Book
The Lady And The Chocolate Book
A fabulously bizarre book by Edward Monkton. £6.45
Friends Address Book
Friends Address Book
A fabulously bizarre address book by Edward Monkton. £5.95
Become a Chavette
Become a Chavette with this great gift
All you need to be a Chavette including ASBO certificate. £19.95
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