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Quitting Hollywood - Bollocks Santa

Product Description
We know Santa comes down the chimney but what happens if he gets stuck? Our funny Bollocks Santa Card shows Santa after coming down the chimney and being caught by a fire guard! You can add an inside message to create a unique card.  

What Can I Put In My Card?

You can add a special message to the inside of the card. Simply click the orange arrow and type your words into the text boxes.

Use our innovative preview feature to see how your message will look. Type in your words and press the Preview button.

Can I Send The Card Directly To The Recipient?

To send your card directly to the recipient, enter your inside greeting message and we'll print and post it directly to them.

To handwrite your message, leave the inside blank and request a blank envelope, which we will post to you with the card.

Sizes: Choice of standard A5 or large A4

Weight: 350 gsm card

Finish: Gloss laminated
Customer Reviews (7)

100% would recommend this to a friend

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Expressive
Having used this expletive at a WI Meeting and very embarrassed by my outburst of frustration at getting something wrong; when I saw this card I immediately thought that this had got to go to my shocked and surprised friend, just to show that it is an expletive that even Santa uses!!
By Vino from Staffordshire
5
/ 5
Great value!
I love get personal, especially for cards,ordered a couple now and would definitely order again. Would recommend.
By Sue Hamy from Bristol
5
/ 5
The ideal Christmas card
This card is so perfect, I ordered it for most of my friends as we share the same sense of humour. It's such a simple idea, and is cheeky. I can always rely on Getting Personal to provide the perfect card or gift for friends or family.
By cragbag from Hucknall, Nottingham
5
/ 5
Marvellously hilarious card
I sent this card to most of my friends and family, as it just suits our sense of humour - brilliantly funny! I couldn't find anything so perfect anywhere else, and shall always use Getting Personal.
By cragbag from Hucknall, Nottingham
5
/ 5
Great card
Great card for my 20ish grandson
By Annabelle from Cheshire
5
/ 5
The perfect funny card
This card took a bit of finding, but it was well worth it. It's just right for several people in my life and I shall order more. I'm a Getting Personal addict and it's the first place I turn for original gifts and cards.
By cragbag from Hucknall, Nottingham
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