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15 Things Dads Can't Help Saying

Because dad always has the perfect answer ready and waiting...

“If you’re cold, then put a jumper on!” Dads have some incredibly annoying delightful sayings tucked up their sleeves, don’t they? What better way to make dad chuckle on Father’s Day than by showing him you do listen, and in fact know all of his classic sayings by heart…

Don’t use that tone with me young lady!
You’re not going out dressed like that!
If I have to tell you again, there’ll be trouble!
I’m not sleeping, I’m resting my eyes!
Money doesn’t grow on trees!
If you’re cold, go and put a jumper on!
When I was your age, I had to manage with…[public transport/only 1 pair of shoes/an orange for Christmas]
Go and ask your mother
I’m not going to tell you again!
You’ll understand when you have children
Because I said so, that’s why!
I’m not made of money!
I’m on a seafood diet. See food and eat it!
Do as I say, not as I do
We're not lost. I'm just not sure where we are...

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