Is it a bone to bury? Is it a new bouncy ball to chase? Is it that smelly shoe I always steal? No? It’s a tie. Oh…
1 - I'm not sure a tie goes with my vest, but thanks anyway.
2 - I tied it too tight. Quick! Someone loosen me!
3 - Only thing worse than getting a tie? Getting matching ties.
4 - All the cool dad dogs wear their ties to the side.
5 - Ready to run the dog house * fixes tie *
6 - If you insist on taking a photo, at least get my good side.
8 - When you get in after a long day in the office and they pour you a cold beer.
9 - I know you miss me when I’m at work, so I got you guys a present.
10 - I know. I look incredible.
11 - I will consider your request to chase the Frisbee... and get back to you on it.
12 - I think you shrunk it.
13 - Here come the men in black...
14 - Does it go with my hat? No? You’re probably right...
15 - Just watching the game with the other dad dogs.
16 - I think it’s too big. Maybe I need the size down?
17 - Just got a few emails to send and I’ll be right with you.
18 - You know me – never leave the house without my toupee and tie.
19 - Is my tie straight? Yes, dear. Is my bow? Yes, dear.
20 - I’d better trim my beard so you can see my great new tie.
21 - Which present is my favourite? They’re all my favourite...
22 - Working hard or hardly working? #dadjoke
23 - What better feeling than loosening your tie and unbuttoning your collar?
24 - Best. Father's Day. Ever.
25 - I'm just on an important Skype, honey.
26 - A new tie and tickles? Now you’re just spoiling me!