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27 Dad Jokes We All Secretly Find Hilarious

Written By Abi McSherry
Friday 19 Feb 2016 15:50


27 Dad Jokes We All Secretly Find Hilarious
Your automatic reaction is to roll your eyes, groan or protest against them. But not all of Dad’s jokes are bad. You’d never tell him, but you’ve secretly re-told his best jokes, passing them off as your own. Ones like these…

1 - Don’t bother telling it to anyone aged 20 and under.

2 - Tell it when you’re teaching the kids all about healthy eating.

3 - Tell it to cheer up the kids when they have a cold.

4 - Tell it when your child away at university asks for cooking advice.

5 - Don’t tell it fresh after having an argument with the other half.

6 - Tell it when you’re teaching the kids about the ways of the world.

7 - Tell it when the kids are losing interest in their science homework

8 - * See above *

9 - And similarly, with their English homework.

10 - * See above *

11 - Tell it right after watching Eastenders.

12 - Save it for your next family day out to the zoo.

13 - Tell it to your Twitter-addicted teenager.

14 - Don’t tell it to your eldest who comes to you with an embarrassing problem.

15 - Save it for the next time you’ve got a court booked.

16 - Save it for your next family holiday

17 - Tell it after reading the kids a bedtime story.

18 - Save it for the next birthday party.

19 - Tell it when you’ve had a glass or two (so you can blame the booze.)

20 - Tell it just before launching a tickle attack on your youngest.

21 - Save it for the next time someone knocks at the door.

22 - Tell it when the other half asks you to pass them the remote.

23 - Don’t tell it in an attempt to sound cool.

24 - Tell it the next time Forest Gump is on TV.

25 - Don’t tell it to the vet.

26 - Don’t tell it in church.

27 - Save it for the next time you drive past some on a family day out.