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Door Knobs & Knockers

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Product Description
Tired of having to leave mood-killing notes on the bedroom door every time you have company? Add some cheekiness to your door handle with these humorous door knobs and knockers. 

In packs of ten, the male 'knobs' read funny quips like 'The love doctor is in. Do you have an appointment?' and 'Sex machine. Just turn me on and I'll go for hours.' In the shape of a phallic symbol and in bright pink, purple, turquoise and orange, the cardboard signs hang from the hook at the top, so that any potential trespassers will know to leave you alone. 

For the ladies, the 'knockers' are in the shape of, you guessed it, a woman's breasts and waist. Reading things like 'High maintenance but totally worth it' and 'Go away unless you are sorry and have flowers'. 

A brightly coloured, light-hearted way of warning your buddies to keep clear, these will be sure to help further your woo-ing powers... but we're guessing you probably don't need much of that! 

Dimensions: H26.5cm                                 
Customer Reviews
Peter Renouf
Very good so far
By Peter Renouf from SHREWSBURY
MARGARET E BENNING
easy to see and order. v good. just hope gifts arrive soon. x
By MARGARET E BENNING from BEDALE
Patricia Cox
Good choice
By Patricia Cox from AYLESBURY, Buckinghamshire
Tracey Walker
Excellent goods & service.Very good quality.Have just ordered again.10/10.
By Tracey Walker from CARLISLE
IRENE BURREE
Always been very happy with your cards I've been ordering from your company for a number of years and wouldn't go any where else
By IRENE BURREE from SITTINGBOURNE, Kent
Tracey Tizzard
Unique gitt ideas
By Tracey Tizzard from SLOUGH
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