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49 Couples Photos That Are Bordering On Creepy

Written By Abi McSherry
Friday 8 Jan 2016 08:31


49 Couples Photos That Are Bordering On Creepy
Do you know a couple who are guilty of loved-up over-sharing? They already post photos of themselves mid-smooch on Facebook, so you’d hate to think what soppy status and photos Valentine’s Day will bring! Well, if you think they’re bad, just wait until you see these photos…

1 - Forget Texas Chainsaw Massacre, more like Valentine’s Day Massacre.

Couple with chainsaw
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2 - Nothing says “happy couple” quite like pretending to push your wife to her watery death.

Husband pushing wife off a waterfall
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3 - Here’s a couple who are quite literally from another planet.

Wife from Venus and husband from Mars
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4 - You know it’s going to be a bad Valentine’s Day when she won’t even pretend to be happy for a photo.

Husband kissing wife
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5 - Dear Mr and Mrs Bubbles, couples’ bath-time should be kept private.

Husband and wife in bubble bath
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6 - Ever wondered what you’d find on Robin Hood’s mantelpiece? Well, it’s this photo.

Husband and wife dressed as Robin Hood
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7 - No words can do this photo justice.

Woman holding man in photo frame
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8 - She’s perfected that face you make when someone tells you to “cheer up”.

Photo of miserable couple
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9 - It’s great that after all these years you still can’t keep your hands off each other, just not in front of the kids, eh?

Man and woman kissing
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10 - It’s so sweet when you include your pets in your photo. Plus, with this pet, you don’t need to walk it, feed it, or clean up after it. Genius, really!

Man and woman posing with a skeleton
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11 - Anyone else feel like they shouldn’t be seeing this?

Man kissing woman's neck
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12 - What he wants from the relationship is quite clear.

Man in funny jumper
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13 - Message received, but not quite understood.

Man and woman in funny poses
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14 - They wanted a more “natural” photoshoot.

Man and woman hugging in park set
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15 - Who doesn't love a floating heads photo?

Black and white image of man and woman's heads
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16 - He always goes on about what a great catch he is.

Man dressed as rabbit and woman dressed as hunter.
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17 - “Let’s wear our matching Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote shirts”, said no one, ever.

Couple wearing matching shirts
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18 - So much hair, so little clothes.

Long haired naked man and woman
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19 - When two become one.

Belly dancing man and woman
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20 - That’s what the dog thinks of that proposal.

Man proposing to woman with dog pooing
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21 - Rule no.1 of posing for photos: don’t copy what the dogs in the park are doing.

Woman bending man over near a tree
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22 - Rule no.2 of posing for photos: consider all potential anagrams when using initials.

Funny initials
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23 - There’s showing off, and then there’s this.

Man and woman lay in field
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24 - At least no one can say that their engagement announcement wasn’t unique.

Engagement rings on watermelons
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25 - And it’s a good job they’ve found people willing to keep them, cringe-worthy photos and all.

Man and woman in matching t-shirts
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26 - Just to prove that he’s always thinking about her.

Man imagining woman's face
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27 - We can only assume that they’re hiding their faces in embarrassment.

Man and woman dressed as cowboys
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28 - He’s topless because he doesn’t want to get a t-shirt tan. Wait a minute…

Bare-chested man with dressed up woman
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29 - Being that in love is enough to make anyone tired.

Man and woman with eyes closed
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30 - Anyone for a game of spot the snake?

Naked man and woman with a snake
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31 - We’ve all been there; walking down the road, the blinding sun in your eyes, then suddenly you’re walking along train tracks.

Man holding woman's head on train tracks
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32 - They said they wanted to get the right angle…

Man doing handstand with woman lay on grass
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33 - That amazing feeling you get when you take off your leather jacket after a long day.

Man taking off woman's leather jacket
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34 - She thought this would be a great way to wake him up from his nap. She was wrong.

Woman lay on man
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35 - An interesting take on the term soul mates.

Man and woman with shoes in their mouths
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36 - They take the “till death do us part” bit of their vows seriously.

Man and woman stood behind gravestone
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37 - You’re just too good to be true, can’t take my eyes off you…

Man and woman staring at each other
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38 - Love might be blind, but surely it doesn’t affect your sense of smell, too?

Man and woman kissing in front of toilets
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39 - Is time up on their love this Valentine’s Day?

Man and woman stood behind parking metres
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40 - No need to shout it from the rooftops when you can just shout in each other’s faces.

Man and woman shouting in each others faces
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41 - Classic Spiderman kiss.

Man and woman doing a Spiderman kiss
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42 - And now for a more impressive attempt at the classic Spiderman kiss.

Man and woman doing a Spiderman kiss
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43 - When the photographer said to sit on his knee, we bet they weren’t expecting this!

Woman sat on man's knee
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44 - Just another example of the endless fun you can have with a marker pen.

Couple sat with cat
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45 - The cat looks scared, and we don’t blame it.

Man and woman in cat leotard and tights
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46 - All the best couples have a joint party trick.

Man and woman with banana in mouth
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47 - Seat positioning fail.

Man and woman on bike
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48 - Space Cats: like Street Cats, but better.

Man and woman holding cats
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49 - Here’s a couple who look pretty pleased with themselves.

Naked man and smiling woman
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