Inflatable Zimmer Frame

Transportation for old timers!
£ 9.99
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£ 9.99
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Item No: #GP-13360
“Just remember when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.” – Charles M. Schulz

Time is a universal constant, there’s no use fighting it because it’s going to affect us all whether we like it or not. That said, if time travel is suddenly invented or science advances so much that we discover the key to everlasting life things might be different, until then we’re just going to have to embrace getting old.

If you know a special recipient who's about to turn another year older and it looks like they’re slowly reaching for their favourite alcoholic beverage, quick, stop them! Present them with this, an Inflatable Zimmer Frame that’s sure to put a smile back on their face. It’s a cheeky little present for friends and family, who are perhaps a little decrepit, over-the-hill, washed up or just generally past it!

Not strictly reserved for the oldies, either. Is dad turning 50 and starting to think about buying that dream sports car or taking up golf? Kindly let him know it’s far too late to change by dropping this zimmer frame in his lap!

For the young’uns out there, this makes for a great finishing touch to a granny or grandpa fancy dress outfit.

Dimensions: H90 x W90 x D90cm
Delivery options, timing and costs are detailed on the basket page.
    Due to varying collection times by Royal Mail our delivery times are estimations. Once you have placed your order please use the information below to see how long it will take for your order to be delivered.
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      Our delivery times may vary during bank holidays.
        FIRST CLASS POST (ROYAL MAIL) – From £1.25
        • Delivery within 1-2 days from dispatch
        • 90% arrive the day after despatch
        • Available on cards only
        SECOND CLASS POST (ROYAL MAIL) – From 75p
        • Delivery within 2-3 days from dispatch
        • Available on cards only
        EXPRESS DELIVERY (ROYAL MAIL 24) - £4.99
        • Delivery within 1-2 days from dispatch
        • 90% arrive the day after despatch
        • Available across all products
        STANDARD DELIVERY - (ROYAL MAIL 48) - £3.99
        • Delivery within 2-3 days from dispatch
        • Available across all products
        NEXT WORKING DAY DELIVERY (TRACKED) - £6.99
        • Guaranteed Next Working Day
        • Order must be placed before 1pm cut off time
        • Available on selected gifts only
        • Please note that our Next Day Delivery service does not deliver over the weekends or Bank Holidays, so if you order this service on a Friday, your items will be delivered on the next available working day.
        SATURDAY DELIVERY (TRACKED) - £8.99
        • Guaranteed Saturday Delivery
        • Order must be placed before 2pm cut off time on Thursday
        • Available on selected gifts only.
        Returns
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          If the non-personalised goods are returned within 7 working days of receipt then we will happily issue a full refund including postage and packing, or an exchange.
            Should you return an item because of an error on our part or if it’s defective, then we’ll refund the full value of the item and your costs in returning it to us. You can contact our friendly Customer Service department for a Freepost returns address.