Make someone laugh with our Violent Veg cards!

From seriously sulky squash to raging radishes, our Violent Veg cards are filled with brilliant puns and jokes that are guaranteed to leaf them laughing. Whether you are looking for a birthday, congratulations or greetings card, we’ve got you covered. Even better, you can add personalisation to all of our Violent Veg designs!

Our Personalised Violent Veg Card- Pickled is great for anyone with a big birthday or event coming up! It shows a jar of onions that got “completely pickled” on their night out on the town. You can add the recipient’s name to the text on the design for a bit of fun!

If your recipient is partial to a risqué joke, then our Personalised Violent Veg Card - Splitting Headache will most definitely guarantee a laugh! You can add a name to the front of the card, as well as a personalised message inside.

Love a good pun? Well you can’t go wrong with our Personalised Violent Veg Card - Check The Roof. The card shows a carrot checking the roof for LEEKS. It’s the perfect card for children and adults alike, and can be personalised on the outside and inside.

Browse the full collection of Violent Veg cards at to discover fun greetings for all occasions!